Abundance of Reason

Reason. The term with varying meanings. This term is used by sensible people to do sensible things, and the absence of reason is used by bullies and assholes to do their kinda things. Ok! I have no idea where that came from, but I guess queerness is back! Hell Yeah!

So what is reason? Reason by definition is....reason. I have no idea how to define that word. What do you think I am? Wikipedia? Fuck you!

But all I can do is prove that out to you. A reason is something that a lover needs to console himself when he hasn't spoken to his counterpart for a long time and now he's getting weird thoughts. A reason is something that a single mother lives by, doing two 8 hour shifts to sustain her family, and still having time to take her children to school and play with them. Reason is something that keeps the terminally ill, still attached to this world. A reason is something that converts a hardcore religious man into an atheist. A reason is something that a government gives to the people to extort money from them. Basically everything is reason.

There is nothing in this world that does not have an ulterior motive. Now the religious readers may argue that I am wrong, and that God requires no reason. So tell me, why is it that your God tells you to come to church every sunday, or offer prayers to him 5 times a day, wear a turban on your head or want you to live a life of penance? So everything that happens around us has a motive, a principle, that is how the wheel turns. We cannot argue or reason with something that we don't control.

We give alms to the needy, not because we think that he needs it more than us, but thinking that if we give him alms, he will offer us blessings and our life will miraculously come back on track! In colloquial terms, we all have a politician inside us waiting to creep out.

We can never be selfless or do things without thinking of some good in it for us. There are certain exceptions to this, like an act of bravery or a mother sacrificing her meal so that her children can sleep with full stomachs.

If we cant be real, atleast let us not be assholes eh? Stop sucking the brain out of the employees! Stop torturing innocent children with ancient knowledge in school! Stop torturing us with 'Karela' ka sabji every week! Stop! Stop!! Stop!!!

Solitary Weeper

Ok that last post was a total bust! I did not want to be that straight forward and serious, but I don't know what has happened to my sense of humor of-late. I think life as a 9 to 5 robot fucking sucks! ( Especially when working hours in this country is 8 to 6 :|) It slowly and steadily shoves your own ass into your head and makes you incapable of reasoning and incapable of mature emotions. Very thankfully I have my girl helping me out through this period, and she rocks! 

I have always told my friends, don't judge your friends by how many people pay for your alcohol or drug money, but see how many people come to wipe your tears ( yes am referring to you bapu! ). Well I say a lot of things, but preaching and practicing are two ends of the spectrum, aren't they? Fuck this Shit! 

This period of gloom when no matter what happens around you, no matter how much fun people are having around you, it always keeps that vacuum. This is the exact vacuum that makes me wanna hit someone, or abuse the shit outta someone, but I have realized that this mentality has made me more enemies than I could handle. I hate this, it feels like someone has stabbed me with a curved sword, and then very efficiently turned the sword on its horizontal axis, and my insides have spilled on to the ground below! :|

hmmm, Ground reminds me, 'Yo Mamma is so dumb, she threw a stone at the ground; and Missed!' :P :D ...I just love this one. I hate my body, and I'm to lazy to work to have  god like physique. ohh...that reminds me, 'Yo mamma's hair is so curvy, that it is un-beweavable!" hahaha! :D :)

Ok! That was shit! But when the whole world keeps pushing you and makes you, forces you to become something or someone that you had always wanted not to become, it just sucks out all the juices out of you. Some cry and some get depressed. But when someone pushes me to hard, I just stand up, look back and shout, "Kaun madarhcod ne dhakka diya!" :-)

Get over it people, like Bob Marley said it very wonderfully, "In the end everyone's gonna make you cry, but who we wish to cry for, is totally upto us"

Ciao!

Assholes called Friends

I hate my friends, but then I hate everybody but me. Yes am a narcissistic guy! But I cant help it. The underlying meaning being, I hate everybody, but what the society call friends, I hate them quite less than what I would hate a normal person. There is truly one person I love in this world, and yeah she knows about it :)

But I can help it writing about my experiences of friends and friendship through out my life. In school I was never the 'cool' one, I was rather the mischievous spoilt brat, and I totally loved the attention I got. But that led to many problems. I never had a fixed circle of friends, who I would be loyal to and do the other gay shit that boys at the age of 14 do. I preferred doing all that with everyone not just a few select people. And so a lot of times, I see now what have I left behind. That attitude obviously made me famous and etched in everyones mind, but no one cares about me. But I find that as a boon, because I often see how two school mates meet and the first thing they do is share stupid stories of them in school. Like how he shat in his pants while writing the maths paper, or how he got slapped by a chic younger than him on Sport's Day. STUPID! Hence I always had friends who believed in the present and loved to have fun. I would love to name a few, Rajeev Balani, Sandeep Shet, Nikhil Sawant, Vishal Menon etc..The thing here being, I had more friends in the form of my teachers than my batch mates.

Ok that period of my life totally sucked! :| ...Boohoo! Skool Life sucked! I think I'm the only guy who can say that!

Coming to the later stages, I had some good company later when I moved out into the world and had variety of friends when I attended College and started socializing. Rich friends, Poor friends, fuck buddies, asshole friends, possessive friends, stupid friends, friends' friends...and the list goes on and on..I had lots of great company in these years, but I eventually lost most of them because of my addictions and other related habits. Fuck! When I look back, I could have so many good friends!..Ok I'm using this term a lot! Darn! I do not know any other word! :|..

I remember this time when I called a dude some names in front of the girls and totally cock blocked him. He did not talk to me, but today, that dude is one of the only remaining friends I have!

It all eventually comes up to this scenario, don't judge yourself by how many friends you have, judge yourself by how much those limited friends are worth! I have 10 or maybe 20, and each one is worth a 100; so I definitely have more friends than you, Dont I! :D :)

The complexity of reason

So 'graphene' is the new talk of tinsel town, and how it won two russian born american scientists the coveted Nobel Prize and made their pockets heavier ($450,000 each!). But why would we give a fuck? I mean what do we have to do with some nerdy assholes making it big in planet nerdmoron. But it does matter in the end; coz at the end of it all this innovation is going to be implemented in everything, right from mobile phones to aircrafts. But this discovery was a accident, like all the inventions of the earlier generations. They just happened to use a cello tape and attach it to a common pencil lead ( made of graphite) and watch the cello tape under the microscope. The thing is, they had managed to isolate just one atom of Carbon from its graphite form. Ok! I'm beginning to sound very weirdly Nerdy myself.

That was just an example of what I'm getting at. We all come across the need of reasoning skills to decipher the right judgments and fallacies in life. But my question is, does reason really exist? Please know that I am just giving you examples of why reason does not exist, and not the real reason of the same. So please read and try to understand where the thought's coming from.

I was having a friendly chat with an atheist friend of mine, and from that friendly conversation I deduced the first example of 'The lack of reasoning in humanity'. GOD! From the dawn of time itself, humans have always had the urge to believe in the 'supernatural'. That is just embedded in our genes, to be a little schizophrenic. I don't say all this because am an agnostic too, but my point being, how is the lack of reasoning responsible for the formation of religion? Till the 16th century people thought that the Universe revolved around the Earth, it is not until a man named Nicolas Copernicus, reasoned this theory and later found out that, this was just a misconception and the earth was just a part of a solar system that revolved around our sun.

Getting back to the topic, why hasn't anyone ever reason the subject of god, and try to either prove or reason with the existence of god? What I say is simple, 'Show me God, and i'll believe him with my eyes closed.'

So do we actually reason everything as we do it? Or is it just a line of unconscious decisions that if go well, we say we reasoned it all out, and when it fails we blame our luck.

Take love for instance, relationships. My Oh My! Can they be ever reasoned out? But when it works out and when we are 70 and sitting in a lonely house, we are proud of reasoning out all the fine details that led to this life. But if that singular entity could ever be reasoned with, do you think there would be so many disheartened souls? So many divorces? So many cases of domestic violence?

So I leave you out, with just one thing to say and wonder about, do we actually reason? Maybe next time we say we are going to weigh the pros and cons, we probably SHOULD! :)

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