'Vas Deferens'....(Read as vast difference, but totally Intended)

I was at a golf club downtown today, and I saw the rich motherfuckers jollying with their/family's money to glory. It was a pleasant feeling just seeing them, I don't know how actually doing it would feel. But someday, I will.

So, I came across this couple today, and they were interesting, the lady was dressed just to cover the vitals and she looked like she was almost 60, but the guy was barely out of his 20s, both of them Europeans. I thought to myself first, a weird mother son duo, since I've grown up in a surrounding where, women that old do not 'hang-out-' with guys that young. But, as they later reached out, and jubilantly embraced themselves first, and then kissed each other, I was very pleasantly taken aback.

I had only seen these kinda things in movies, but I had finally seen the professional 'buy-out' boyfriend. For the people unaware of what this is, I'll help you. These guys, with their charming looks, and their large dicks, and with what they do with them, lure rich widows/housewives/divorced women, who are craving for some 'action'. Its like a niche where, women get their pleasure(Which they have been deprived off), the guys get away with the riches as a favor. CLEVER!

And I was wondering, its such an entrepreneurial idea! Its like Insuring your 'asset' for like a million dollars! OMFG, I was truly impressed by that ideology. And I got secretly turned on, and I'm not ashamed to say that.

But Imagine this guys, you get all the riches, the cars, the clubs, the watches, the 500$ suits/boots; everything just for an hour of sex daily! What else can a guy hope for! Amazing right? But then I was bewildered, what happened to these guys after they became old? Did they go out for love, after getting bored of all the 'love-making', did they plan to stick around till the single lady's last days, so that he could inherit everything, or worse, did he end up dead and miserable for the rest of his life?

And, am still trying to come up with excuses for each and every scenario! :|

BooHoo! I dont mind being a 'boy-toy'! Find me a puppet master ftw!

Imbalance

There is a famous saying that says, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." But has it been proven that what the Romans do is the right thing to do in the first place? To the contrary, we see that the society and its conservationist norms are all an apt disguise to curb the innovative thinking minds.

The church came first, they tried imbibing the 'knowledge of god' into man, showing the right 'path' to redemption, but look where they are now. A bunch full of pedophiles running the house of god it seems. How can an institute that has a generation of lies and bigotry in its history be the sole proprietor to show people the path to 'heaven'. Its a sham, a disguise, a witch dressed as a librarian to read us out the 'Right and Wrong'. But look what happened to them now? The people started realizing the sham, burnt down churches, brought about the flurry of knowledge and technology, and it has become just another speck of sand in the humongous hourglass of time.

Then tried the Muslims, with its 5 generations of war stories and a manipulated compilation of lies, that they think is the 'Word of God'. A very fascinating survey says that almost 93% of all the wars till 2003 where because of Islam, and some Muslims' shady perception of 'Jihad'. How can someone or something that it is so holy not be clear about what is clean and dirty? Washing the bodies 5 times a day for 'prayers', but what about those hearts inside? If the Quran was truly a book of God, it would surely have said, that beauty lies not in the exteriors, but in the heart and hands that do good.

Conceptualizing and Visualizing all such 'barriers' that the human kind has witnessed in its 150,000 year history, is one thing; If something or Someone doesn't change according to the change around him, he shall get engulfed in a Mountain full of spits and curses. For We, the people with a mind, the people who can think and prosper on our own terms, we are 'the change', we are 'the time' and blessed are we in what we truly do, for we know it is s little for the present, and all for the future.

We maybe in a small number compared to you people, the 'God' believers. But we believe in the superior being; and now it tells us that we shall stand and make all these religions spreading filth in the name of god; be gone, PERISH!

AMEN!


P.S. If I did hurt any religious sentiments, I'm glad, because the truth always hurts.

Contradiction and Over Sensualizing

I saw a russian girl in a club today, we talked, she bought me a drink, but nothing else happened. That is the summary of my valentine's day. So how exactly is a person like me, who's already in somewhat a 'complex' relationship supposed to behave?

A lot of people misconceptualize the idea of this so called 'Day of Love'. It was always a gimmick, planned by the greeting card companies to increase revenue and give them a little lease, to the technological advances and the different ways of celebrating love, that this new generation (us) has brought about.

But to my last knowledge, it is shit, how can someone who's genuinely in love with a girl, just compartmentalize himself so much so that, this is the only day, that he wants to show his 'love'.

I met a lot of couples, being in open relationships, but every relationship always starts and ends with a girl, unless the guy's a playboy. Like the age old saying for women goes, "I have the Pussy, so I make the rules". Can we guys ever not think with our dicks. And btw,what are female casanovas called; I still haven't found a word for that.

Today I got betrayed by my girl, and it will probably take her a lot of time for her to gain that trust back again. At the same time, I've already forgiven her, but the basic fact that I can forgive her that easily, is what scares me to the limit.

The after effect!

I just saw the movie titled 'Dhobi Ghat', though its an inappropriate name for the movie, but it makes sense when you add the latter part of the title too; "Mumbai Dairies".

I must say, What a movie! I dares to say all the things that the director could not say in the movie. Its an Indie flick obviously, and not many people will like it, but I would not like to take away any credit from it. Its a fantabulous work of art, that can only be understood by people who have a little thinking capacity and a free mind.

But I am writing this blog only to pay heed to Aamir Khan's character 'Arun'. What an inch perfect depiction of a creative mind, please mind that although he's portrayed as an artist, it doesn't limit a creative mind to just paintings and related, it signifies everything that can happen with a mentality that questions the social policies of conservationism and hypocrisy.

His mind is so populated with things, that half the times, he doesn't realize what he's doing. Rationalizing things is just not his cup of tea. I feel connected to this character in a lot of aspects but at the same time I'm forced to differ. Like the fact when he realizes that 'the last video recording' from the girl, is because she commits suicide and is just a fair way to put it out to the family. But it can also signify that she ran away with another man who could take her away from all the pain that she was going through in this marriage of her, that she was forced into.

Although not many rational people will agree to my point after seeing the movie, but I have my points also.
 The very simple fact that the girls actions where shown as per 'Arun's' perspective, so only because he thought that she hanged herself, does not mean that she really did.

Arun, also contradicts his character and his mind when he states that he does not believe in relationships. The very fact that he built a relationship with a lady based on 3 video cassettes and a chain proves to you that he does believe in relationship. And its because of this attitude, that he comes up with he best works while he's tormented by the thoughts of a 'relationship'.

My views. You need not agree, but I really don't care!

Perception..

A very close intellectual friend of mine recently made me wonder about the thinking and the gears that revolve around the mind of the common people. For the people who cant think 'Outside the Box', or even better, in the words of William Shakespeare, "commoners".

Every man knows that there is a drastic change in decision making and thought processes when a simple variant in the context changes. I know I am being a little non comprehensive, I'll elaborate. Lets take a simple court case for example, unlike India, the United States has a jury system of evolving and eventually giving a verdict to the accused. But has anyone thought about how this can be so faulty? (Plus this brings to my point of what the 'herd mentality' really means) Now I give you the first instance, both sides have male lawyers and majority of the jury is female. Understand one basic thing, the jury are 'common' people, they don't understand complex scientific words and technical jargon, neither do they understand the complex workings of the very judicial system for which they have been selected to give a verdict for.

So, this can turn out only two ways, in 98% of the times where both sides have male lawyers, the one with the better literary or the one with the better looks wins, with looks being more important. Now, what if we take the lawyer who wins these kinda cases, and put him against a female lawyer, 85% of the times the verdict goes to the lady.

So my point exactly, the cases maybe the same, the verdict has changed with a simple constant being changed, sexual organs and basically the gender.

Exactly the same way, I say the same thing, people have perceptions that keep changing about the most trivial of all facts. Like till the 19th century we thought that the Earth was the center of the universe. How did that perception change? With a simple help from innovation.

So it doesn't take that much to change the views of a person, I know this fact and use this on a daily basis, in my sales background to score clients, or get better connections, because I know the secret to it all, every mans thought process lies in his emotional side.

This blog may come out very vague and bland, but if you've understood what I have meant, and start implementing this, I assure you, you're going to seriously be one of the most famous guy/girl around. (Not that being famous is everything) But its publicity in the end right? :)

And btw...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!! :)

Thanks Kushal!

Congregation of the small things that matter

So, I ask myself this question everyday, 'What exactly is Life'? How do we define what our life is supposed to mean and what our life is supposed to lean into? Have all of you observed, that what we call life and the way we live it, is actually how everyone else leads it around us and that's how we define our definitions and that's how we fill our cup of tea.

Once in a blue moon do we find a a doctor's son doing event management, or a professor's son learning music, or a business man's son doing something! We live life how we manage to bring it into our brains. Like the doctor's son is growing in an environment where there is no value of time, more so, no value for family time, always place the importance of a set of procedures, and hence the son, ends up becoming a very successful man, very methodical, very practical and totally capable of taking his own decision, but it wont be his life that he's leading, it would just be a shadow that his parents have already drawn him, and he's just filling that shadow with his body.

Then again comes the professor, his life is methodical, boring, full of proofs and reasoning, and totally blinded to the finer aspects and beauties of life. The son grows up in a surrounding where knowledge is everything and the rest is just useless. These people become successful too, but they don't judge their success by counting how many days they have lived and enjoyed, but by how useful they have been to society and being an epitome of knowledge in their time and niche.

Then arrives the business man, laden with so much money and respect, he respects nothing, he does not know authority, and before family for him comes his success and money. The son too becomes like this, either a total douche of a human being, or a very powerful man with a heart of stone.

So, coming to the point, what is life? How should we live/ lead or lives? I'll give you a very nice example. As you all know I live in Dubai, and begging or asking any kind of alms here in public is an offense, that comes with a year in prison and after that you are deported. The person who's offering alms, is also put behind bars for a month. Everyone knows that here! But I saw this old lady, this was the time during the 'holy' month of Ramadan, she was lying on a by lane with a cup beside her, she was very obviously living there for quite a while now. Everyone walks right by her, everyone looks at her and turns a blind eye, thinking that its not their problem, and one fine gentleman calls the cops and informs them that there is an old lady here begging.

So enter the cops, they start helping the lady with whatever little luggage she has, and then they lead her towards their patrol car. One man who was standing and witnessing all of this, just walked towards the officers, and gave the lady a pocket full of money. The cops had to detain him too. When the cops asked the guy, why would you risk yourself and do such a thing when you know that you are gonna be put behind bars, and where did you get the money from?

The boy started his reply, "Sir, I am 22 now, I work in a nearby construction site, I have no family on this planet, and whatever I earn, I save and I have doing so for the past 5 years. I had finally decided to buy myself an education from the local university from my savings and I had withdrawn that much and some more for all the expenses. When I saw what was going on I realized two things, first that this lady was also like me and that she had no one to call her own, and I know how that feels; Secondly, I realized unlike me, she couldn't work and make her ends meet. So I had two choices, either turn a blind eye and be miserable for the rest of my life; or help her in someway and be miserable for a month but being peaceful for the rest of my life knowing that I have done something right and meaningful in this world."

For all those who didn't understand. The boy could have have just given the lady a few coins and they would land in the same situation as above, but the boy knew that when the lady was going to be extradited a year later, she would go back to her home country and still have the same fate as now ( a bylane and a cup to ask alms from), so he gave her all his money, and made sure that the lady was taken care of for a long time, by which atleast she could find some sort of solution to life till then.

That's how we should live too, enjoy and work, but not at the cost of others, and especially not at the cost of a needy person.

Hope this made you cry, or atleast emotional, because I know all my friends on Facebook are emotional, except you sharan! You Mofo!

Dedicated to Sharan and Vishvesh! Make a life, not a lie.

Yours Always,

Rohit A Banerjee

Alcohol - Same brand different varieties!

As we all know by now, I was in India recently and had quite a blast there. 51 days straight of alcohol and good friends, a combination to kill for. That had to be my longest binge ever!

As we kept gulping one alcohol after another, we realized that the same alcohol from the same brewery had different tastes in different bars. To be a little clearer, try imagining 2 Cadbury bars of chocolate, from the manufacturing unit, from the same supplier, but they taste different as they have been bought from different shops. Very obviously, I'm referring to beer here, and we concluded that for any alcohol to take complete affect there should be to things that compliment and contradict at the same time; Good company and Good Ambience.

Good Company is like the morning dump of shit, when its smooth it feels like heaven and that nothing can ever beat that feeling. But when something's wrong, it will fuck you up bad, this is basically our fault for something that we ate last night or previously. Just like that, the people around you can really affect your alcohol, if the people are lively and noisy, the alcohol goes straight to the head and saves us a lot of money, but when its dull, all the world's alcohol will seem insufficient.

Good ambience, I still have trouble pronouncing ambience, bloody shitty french, why cant they keep their fucking words in their  own language. This acts like room freshner in a stinky room, makes it so apt for understanding when put that way, isn't it.

Hence my peeps, dont go out with your friends, there are more chances that you get drunk and do stupid things. Sit at home and be a schmuck. But I love doing fucked up things, hence I always go out and dont give a fuck about what happens after that!

Cheers! Happy Drinking!!