What in definition is confusing? For one it may be as clear as my friend Nikhil's brain; at the same time it can be as distasteful and confusing as that same friend's sense of humor. Bewilders me.
So, wat exactly does the word confusing mean? Yeah obviously its a first person word, that describes the fact that nothing is going into that small brain of yours, In India, we call them 'bouncers'. Like how my History teacher used to give me back is school. I just couldn't join a date to that singular event. In the exam hall during my History paper, the only date I could remember was my birthdate, and then I would fall into a slumber like trance, where for the next three hours (the duration of the paper), I would sit and evaluate the actions I had taken in life, and their consequences. In the end the History paper, would come out like an anecdote, containing more instances from 'My History', than what was actually asked for. And when the results came, I always wondered how I scored that less. You Think????
So, getting back to the point, what exactly is 'to confuse' or 'confusing'. Since the definition is not as defined as definitions are supposed to define, the definition has got lost the defiance of the definition that was defined. Boggled? Its just means that I have complicated a simple sentence to make it sound complex so that the feeble brained jerk offs find it difficult to understand.
So in definition, if someone did understand the above paragraph, can he expain me two things, how is he so smart? and What the Fuck did it mean!? Ok I'm confused!
Well, firstly, it means that one's definition of the thing that he finds confusing, would not or generally is not confusing to the other person.
Like my 12th grade Mathematics teacher for instance. Having that funny South Indian accent that he has, he would go about blabbering all the technical mumbo-jumbo, not realizing that he had lost my attention after roll call, I would gently gaze at he white receeding hair line and wonder, how can be nature so cruel to some people. And that is exactly what I still wonder, when I look at myself at the mirror.
I have so many friends who have watched the movie 'Inception' or 'Matrix' for that instance, and most of those dumb bastards didn't understand the underlying meaning, what an utter waste of 2 hours is what they said. I had one friend who would get ecstatic when there was a fight sequence, and then I later learnt that, those sequences were the only part of the movie that he made sense, coz very weirdly, he came out of the theatre and asked me what movie did we just watch for the past 2 hours!
So poeple, what we find simple can be perplexing and mind-boggling to some, like I still dont know how to tie a tie, I mean who wears a restrainer around his neck other than dogs and other pets! Please!
Peace out Pole Yaadi Mones! :D :P...Mallu abuses rock! \m/
So, wat exactly does the word confusing mean? Yeah obviously its a first person word, that describes the fact that nothing is going into that small brain of yours, In India, we call them 'bouncers'. Like how my History teacher used to give me back is school. I just couldn't join a date to that singular event. In the exam hall during my History paper, the only date I could remember was my birthdate, and then I would fall into a slumber like trance, where for the next three hours (the duration of the paper), I would sit and evaluate the actions I had taken in life, and their consequences. In the end the History paper, would come out like an anecdote, containing more instances from 'My History', than what was actually asked for. And when the results came, I always wondered how I scored that less. You Think????
So, getting back to the point, what exactly is 'to confuse' or 'confusing'. Since the definition is not as defined as definitions are supposed to define, the definition has got lost the defiance of the definition that was defined. Boggled? Its just means that I have complicated a simple sentence to make it sound complex so that the feeble brained jerk offs find it difficult to understand.
So in definition, if someone did understand the above paragraph, can he expain me two things, how is he so smart? and What the Fuck did it mean!? Ok I'm confused!
Well, firstly, it means that one's definition of the thing that he finds confusing, would not or generally is not confusing to the other person.
Like my 12th grade Mathematics teacher for instance. Having that funny South Indian accent that he has, he would go about blabbering all the technical mumbo-jumbo, not realizing that he had lost my attention after roll call, I would gently gaze at he white receeding hair line and wonder, how can be nature so cruel to some people. And that is exactly what I still wonder, when I look at myself at the mirror.
I have so many friends who have watched the movie 'Inception' or 'Matrix' for that instance, and most of those dumb bastards didn't understand the underlying meaning, what an utter waste of 2 hours is what they said. I had one friend who would get ecstatic when there was a fight sequence, and then I later learnt that, those sequences were the only part of the movie that he made sense, coz very weirdly, he came out of the theatre and asked me what movie did we just watch for the past 2 hours!
So poeple, what we find simple can be perplexing and mind-boggling to some, like I still dont know how to tie a tie, I mean who wears a restrainer around his neck other than dogs and other pets! Please!
Peace out Pole Yaadi Mones! :D :P...Mallu abuses rock! \m/
