I have done it all people! Missed a flight, got high, tried to beat up a dude, almost missed my actual flight, got into a threesome(but the chics abandoned at the last moment). It rocks to be back in India, I had been there for like 10 hours and it fucking rocked! :)
How can someone define a thing called adrenaline. I got so high on that, I almost died of a stroke! Naah, it aint right to over exaggerate, but seriously, I haven't been sober for like the last 72 hours!
I have been high on weird shit and normal shit, but it all feels the same in the end eh?
But the party that I am in right now rocks too, it can be compared! We have Indians in the party that don't know hindi and Indians here that know just hindi. Imagine their conversation! "Tu madarchod randi ke aulad", "yeah same to you sister fucker"! :D :P
And then we have Russians who think they are the greatest! They have formed their own forum and want to just speak in russian. Its like two malyalis talking to each other dude! Even if they dont know the dialect, they fucking try to make sense of each other, just to make the others realize that they are from the same fucking place!
Then there are those pretty chics in the party! They dont talk to anyone, they are as shy as I am with people. I mean c'mon, I just stared at your face for the past 10 minutes without staring at ur boobies, come talk to me already! I probably respect you for wat you are with your clothes on eh?
This just sums it up fuckers! I have been stones, almost dead, drunk, thrown out, snorlax, and all of this shit in the past 72 hours and am still alive!
Beat that shit! :)
Friday, August 13, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
The talks during drinks!
How often do we all sit down for drinks and get nostalgic and over zealous of our things and things we might have done in the past. Its nothing but fair to be this way right? Its because all of us know that being 'high' brings out nothing but the truth out off us. In my terms, "Alcohol makes us all its bitch".
We guys especially drift from topic to topic just so that each and everyone in the room (especially with guys) can prove their self worth and prejudice. But that's the fun! Some constructive arguments some not so constructive, some over argumentative shit, some uber boring topics and finally some topics that the whole gang can discuss and contribute towards! (especially cricket, but metal wid all my folks!)
Then come the composition of all the topics, only after the fucking topic ends do we realize who knows what? Like in every healthy discussion will we all realize that there was one person who knows it all, and we are actually quite proud of that fucker in the end, but only later after sufficient research and argumentative thinking do we realize that 90% of the fact that he might have raised was utter bull crap and he had just been taking all of us for a ride all this while. But this person in question is full of self belief and can carry out his false talks and bull shit facts with utter ease and satisfaction to the others. In fact, this guy can be so convincing that he can convince even the most intelligent person that his facts can be wrong. These people are uber cool when it comes to relationships with people and communicative skills. They are also very loud with their arguments and don't respect the views of others in the vicinity Most of their talks are harmless and bull shit but when they say that 'facts state that', beware; there is a 99% chance that what he/she is going to state after that is total bull shit!
Then there are also the submersive fucks in every conversation. Frankly, I have not many people of this kind. All my friends are uber aggressive and highly knowledgeable. But traits of these motherfuckers can be one of the following:
1. Loners
2. Stupid fucks
3. Metalheads who think Scorpions are the 'founders' of heavymetal
4. Metalheads who cant contribute shit to a metal history conversation.
5. Virgins
6. Chics who think listening to LP is cool!
7. Guys who think listening to LP is cool!
Then also, there are the people who contribute to the conversation but are not uber aggressive at doing so. These guys are the actual 'Intelligent' people of the crowd , who only open their mouth when they know the shit that their talking about. They are not outright aggressive on their argumentative skills, but quite to the contrary, they are uber straight forward and blunt in their approach. They can be characterized by the following traits:
1. Nerdy and scholarly attributes in school.
2. Can never score a chic and are difficult with ppl
3. Guys who are uber social and score chics in a jiffy/ were scholars is school but no more due to their habits.
4. Chics who hang around guys who are extremely knowledgeable about metal or related subject matter.
5. Guys who are working for more than 5 years in an organization, these guys are also a class of nerds, but they have so much pent up anger in them that it eventually comes out in just spurts, coz they dont have the balls to show the anger in front of other aggressive guys. :)
Then again, there are the know it all. These guys know everything on one single topic or a band and know nothing else about any other topic. these guys are usually very very very aggressive about what they speak and their only motive is to ridicule the others who think who know what they are talking about( Class 1; check above). These guys are usually very good in their behavior and are seldom accompanied by chics, unless they grow a huge beard or keep huge hair or are bald or have lots of tattoos and piercings or all of the above. These guys are attention seekers who copy the actually cool people but can never be like them.
Then finally are the guys who are the creme de la creme. These guys can be characterized by the following:
1. Uber bad looking i.e fat bald but still sharp features
2. Good looking in a queer manner; they all had dismal childhoods (may or may not be abuse)
3. Most of these kinds of people are mildly or very rich
4. Things that these guys do are just to please themselves and anger the society or just the people around. But people think these guys are uber wannabes and ridicule them. These are the actual people that the guys of the class above copy.
5. Most of these guys are gonna end up as wastes and drunkards in life and they know that too, but they really dont give a fuck about all that. they just want to enjoy life.
6. Some guys in this class, have already realized the importance of money in the world. So, they have put their enjoyment on hold are busy earning money. Most of this class of people are hard to reach, and are generally away from their home nation.
This by the way, is just an observation of all the parties and drinking conversations that I have had in my life. The size and the looks of the guys can vary, but the mentality and the ideals of the guys remains the same.
You find real similarity to some of your friends right? Well, that was the idea in the first place!
Chip in if you can with your contributions. :D :)
We guys especially drift from topic to topic just so that each and everyone in the room (especially with guys) can prove their self worth and prejudice. But that's the fun! Some constructive arguments some not so constructive, some over argumentative shit, some uber boring topics and finally some topics that the whole gang can discuss and contribute towards! (especially cricket, but metal wid all my folks!)
Then come the composition of all the topics, only after the fucking topic ends do we realize who knows what? Like in every healthy discussion will we all realize that there was one person who knows it all, and we are actually quite proud of that fucker in the end, but only later after sufficient research and argumentative thinking do we realize that 90% of the fact that he might have raised was utter bull crap and he had just been taking all of us for a ride all this while. But this person in question is full of self belief and can carry out his false talks and bull shit facts with utter ease and satisfaction to the others. In fact, this guy can be so convincing that he can convince even the most intelligent person that his facts can be wrong. These people are uber cool when it comes to relationships with people and communicative skills. They are also very loud with their arguments and don't respect the views of others in the vicinity Most of their talks are harmless and bull shit but when they say that 'facts state that', beware; there is a 99% chance that what he/she is going to state after that is total bull shit!
Then there are also the submersive fucks in every conversation. Frankly, I have not many people of this kind. All my friends are uber aggressive and highly knowledgeable. But traits of these motherfuckers can be one of the following:
1. Loners
2. Stupid fucks
3. Metalheads who think Scorpions are the 'founders' of heavymetal
4. Metalheads who cant contribute shit to a metal history conversation.
5. Virgins
6. Chics who think listening to LP is cool!
7. Guys who think listening to LP is cool!
Then also, there are the people who contribute to the conversation but are not uber aggressive at doing so. These guys are the actual 'Intelligent' people of the crowd , who only open their mouth when they know the shit that their talking about. They are not outright aggressive on their argumentative skills, but quite to the contrary, they are uber straight forward and blunt in their approach. They can be characterized by the following traits:
1. Nerdy and scholarly attributes in school.
2. Can never score a chic and are difficult with ppl
3. Guys who are uber social and score chics in a jiffy/ were scholars is school but no more due to their habits.
4. Chics who hang around guys who are extremely knowledgeable about metal or related subject matter.
5. Guys who are working for more than 5 years in an organization, these guys are also a class of nerds, but they have so much pent up anger in them that it eventually comes out in just spurts, coz they dont have the balls to show the anger in front of other aggressive guys. :)
Then again, there are the know it all. These guys know everything on one single topic or a band and know nothing else about any other topic. these guys are usually very very very aggressive about what they speak and their only motive is to ridicule the others who think who know what they are talking about( Class 1; check above). These guys are usually very good in their behavior and are seldom accompanied by chics, unless they grow a huge beard or keep huge hair or are bald or have lots of tattoos and piercings or all of the above. These guys are attention seekers who copy the actually cool people but can never be like them.
Then finally are the guys who are the creme de la creme. These guys can be characterized by the following:
1. Uber bad looking i.e fat bald but still sharp features
2. Good looking in a queer manner; they all had dismal childhoods (may or may not be abuse)
3. Most of these kinds of people are mildly or very rich
4. Things that these guys do are just to please themselves and anger the society or just the people around. But people think these guys are uber wannabes and ridicule them. These are the actual people that the guys of the class above copy.
5. Most of these guys are gonna end up as wastes and drunkards in life and they know that too, but they really dont give a fuck about all that. they just want to enjoy life.
6. Some guys in this class, have already realized the importance of money in the world. So, they have put their enjoyment on hold are busy earning money. Most of this class of people are hard to reach, and are generally away from their home nation.
This by the way, is just an observation of all the parties and drinking conversations that I have had in my life. The size and the looks of the guys can vary, but the mentality and the ideals of the guys remains the same.
You find real similarity to some of your friends right? Well, that was the idea in the first place!
Chip in if you can with your contributions. :D :)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)