As we all know by now, I was in India recently and had quite a blast there. 51 days straight of alcohol and good friends, a combination to kill for. That had to be my longest binge ever!
As we kept gulping one alcohol after another, we realized that the same alcohol from the same brewery had different tastes in different bars. To be a little clearer, try imagining 2 Cadbury bars of chocolate, from the manufacturing unit, from the same supplier, but they taste different as they have been bought from different shops. Very obviously, I'm referring to beer here, and we concluded that for any alcohol to take complete affect there should be to things that compliment and contradict at the same time; Good company and Good Ambience.
Good Company is like the morning dump of shit, when its smooth it feels like heaven and that nothing can ever beat that feeling. But when something's wrong, it will fuck you up bad, this is basically our fault for something that we ate last night or previously. Just like that, the people around you can really affect your alcohol, if the people are lively and noisy, the alcohol goes straight to the head and saves us a lot of money, but when its dull, all the world's alcohol will seem insufficient.
Good ambience, I still have trouble pronouncing ambience, bloody shitty french, why cant they keep their fucking words in their own language. This acts like room freshner in a stinky room, makes it so apt for understanding when put that way, isn't it.
Hence my peeps, dont go out with your friends, there are more chances that you get drunk and do stupid things. Sit at home and be a schmuck. But I love doing fucked up things, hence I always go out and dont give a fuck about what happens after that!
Cheers! Happy Drinking!!
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